Lady Gabriella blah, blah, blah DOB: 4/23/81

Q: Ah...royalty...Ubergoo gets some class as Lady Gabriella blah, blah, blah turns "21 This Week".

THE RESULTS:

A: I fuckin' hate royalty. Guess I'm gonna have to cut you.
WITH 60 VOTES 27.27%

A: I thought "HRH" refered to "His Royal Hedgehog" (aka Ron Jeremy).
WITH 40 VOTES 18.18%

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Jessica Alba DOB: 4/28/81

Q: Jessica Alba is "21 This Week", but I could give a rats ass because...

THE RESULTS:
A: ...no matter how hard she tries, she's no Krytov!
WITH 50 VOTES 25.00%

A: ...she ain't a star until I have an mpeg of her getting pounded in the doo-doo hole by 6 leather clad Germans. WITH 30 VOTES 15.18%
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Danielle Fishel DOB: 5/5/81

Q: (yawn) "21 This Week" (yawn) That chick with the fat face from "Boy Meets World". (yawn) You suck because....

THE RESULTS:
A: ....like every other stupid teen star, you fail to realize the path to adult success is nudity. WITH 30 VOTES 17.65%

A: ...I fucking said so! And I think I know what suck is. So eat it! WITH A Whopping 70 VOTES 41.18%

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Rebecka Månstråle Liljeberg DOB: 5/13/81

Q: I'm in a fucking hurry. Happy birthday bitch. You're "21 This Week"...and, weeeeeeeeeell!

THE RESULTS:
A: I could win a mousepad??? Well fuck me runnin'. This must be my lucky day. WITH 40 VOTES 19.05%

A: Nutty! Stop jacking off!!! You're in Kinko's for christ sake! WITH 50 VOTES 23.81%

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May Iikubo DOB: 5/20/81

Q: May Likurbutt is "21 This Week"...pull the string, the whore says...

THE RESULTS:
A: ...I have a "sexy belly button", Hotbrown, please put your finger in my ass. WITH A Whopping 80 VOTES 33.33%

A: ...Stop emailing me Captain Jack, you're giving me the creeps!!!! WITH 70 VOTES 29.17%

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Amber Justice DOB: 6/1/81

Q: Another arty-ass ho, Amber, turns "21 This Week". All I have to say is:

THE RESULTS:

A: You've got those puffy, pouty lips. I believe my choad would look great inbetween them. WITH 40 VOTES 25.00%

A: Hey, we've got just the man for you. How do you feel about cowboy jews? WITH 30 VOTES 18.75%

A: Fiction? You like fiction? Here's some fiction: "Someday you'll find a man who truly loves and respects you." WITH 20 VOTES 12.50%

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Anna Kourniva DOB: 6/7/81

Q: Anna Kourniva's hot, hot, super hot ass is "21 This Week". (the mind of NuttyX goes into overload)

THE RESULTS:

A: Any of you faggots stab her and I'll fucking kill you! WITH 70 VOTES 33.33%

A: Yep, I could take Sergei Fedorov in a fight. That guy is a pussy. WITH 30 VOTES 14.29%

A: If I was a ball boy at one of her matches, I'd wait for the right moment then ...(edited for content). WITH 30 VOTES 14.29%

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Natalie Portman DOB: 6/9/81

Q: Natalie Portman is "21 This Week", nerds everywhere celebrate. Hey Nat..

THE RESULTS:

A: Damn, I wish Wak had used that picture from "Clones" where you're smugglin' raisins in that white shirt. WITH 50 VOTES 16.67%

A: (using Jedi mind trick) Hotbrown's cock is too small for you. This is the dick you want. WITH 60 VOTES 20.00%

A: How about "The Empire Strikes the Back Door"? WITH 70 VOTES 23.33%

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Ana Sofia Henao DOB: 6/19/81

Q: Hey bitch! You're "21 This ...er, uh ...ummm, I mean, Last Week" ...ooops ...Nutty fucked up, anyway ...Yo! Ana Sofia...

THE RESULTS:

A: Ain't nuthin' but drug lords and cock sluts from Columbia, and you don't look like no Escobar.  WITH 40 VOTES 30.77%

A: Upon further review, your ass is fucking gigantic! Wide load comin' through!!! WITH 40 VOTES 30.77%

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